Frequently Asked Questions about this product:

Q. It looks so magical - will it give me superpowers?

A. Most certainly so! It will give you the power to flash your pearly whites in constant cheer, and the wizard-like ability to turn your neighbours a deep shade of green.

Q. Will it be the envy of all my neighbours and friends?

A. Oh honey, they're going to turn greener than Kermit's bottom